Sigismund: I've been away so long - through mortar and gun, i've returned to my country at last. My dearest Emily.. Each wound i've received can't compare to the pain of lost love. - Sigismund (spoken): Emily.. I thought I'd never see you again. Emily (spoken): Sigi! You're finally home! - Emily: I've waited for so long.. Each day that went by, felt like years... All alone. Sigismund (spoken): It felt like that for me too! Emily (spoken): Oh my dearest Sigismund. - Together: I must be honest dear, I've something to tell. Sigismund (spoken): Oh, sorry - you can go first. Emily (spoken): O-Oh, no, um - on three? Sigismund (spoken): Sure Together: One.. Two.. Three (Simultaniously) - Sigismund: Marry me! I (Simultaniously) - Emily: I've moved on! Sigismund (spoken): D-Did you say you've moved on? Emily (spoken): Did you say marry me? Jesus christ Sigi it's been five years. Sigismund (spoken): It's a blood war Emily.. I can't come home early - Enter the Baker - Baker (spoken): Hey Emily - is this guy botherin' you? Sigismund (spoken): I-is that the baker? Baker (spoken): I'm the baker. Emily (spoken): He is the Baker - Baker: I'm the baker i bake bread, your girl has chosen me instead. You'll ask me why rye is life so cruel. It's only the baker's bread that rules! Don't be such a sourdough, i've got bread from head to toe. You brought her flowers I baker her flour, crust me friend, it's the baker's hour! Sigismund (spoken): For all the most bastardly things i've seen this really takes the cake. Emily (spoken): Look, without you - things got a bit stale. Baker (spoken): I'm the baker - Baker: Yes I guess, I'm against the grain - go for a scroll, it'll help the pain. This pumpkin pie don't need you son, wake up you crepe, she 'aint the one! Sigismund (spoken): As soon as i tell the captain of this, heads will roll! You can be sure of that. Baker (spoken): Eh go on, i've got a knuckle sandwich here with his name on it! Emily (spoken): I should have known this was a recipe for disaster.. - Fin -